u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
let the men develop weak bones
A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.
This is why we need feminism."
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
My brother used to pin me down on the kitchen floor, put syrup on my face and make the dog lick it off…